All about


Welcome to my website. I hope you enjoy browsing it. 


My name is Basil Bottler (Intergalactic Man of Mystery). My hobbies are comedy, podcasting, walking, standing still, lovemaking (mostly masturbating) and building my own homemade manure powered space rocket.


I am on Twitch where I stream live on Sunday's at 5pm and Thursday's at 9pm. It is an interactive stream with a text chatting area - I also take phone calls, so don't miss all the fun of Basil's Secret Underground Dark Stream on Twitch.

If you follow me on there you will receive notifications of when I am live. There is a link to my Twitch stream on this website. I also do podcasts and occasional live radio shows. Search the links for more info.


I also do stand up comedy. 


If you'd like to contact me for any reason, I'd be delighted / horrified (delete as appropriate) to hear from you. 


Thank you, Love Basil


1. He had a terrible accident, falling face first into boiling hot liquid manure as he was attempting to fill up the tanks of his home-made manure powered space rocket, leaving him hideously disfigured.

2. He is so fantastically handsome he is required by law to cover up to prevent the extreme over sexual arousal and swooning of all those who set eyes upon him.

3. He's an idiot.

The Answer - Nobody knows.